By Brian Nzomo It is one of those afternoons in Campus, when you’ve got nothing to do. You are sitting calmly at a gazebo shade, enjoying the breeze. Then a girl comes and sits on the adjacent seat. She mumbles a hello. You mumble back one with an ephemeral smile. Then whip out your phoneContinue reading ““DIS CONTRII DEY HOT OO””
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THE PHYSICS OF STEALING
By Brian Nzomo Stealing is a very complicated act. It infuses in different actors an amalgam of emotions ranging from guilt, mere satisfaction and profound pleasure. Its motives are innumerable; its consequences dependent on, what was stolen? Why was it stolen? And who exactly stole it? In the Mosaic ten commandments, the eighth one condemnsContinue reading “THE PHYSICS OF STEALING”
THE MAGIC OF BUTT.
By Brian Nzomo Currently, there is one subtle religion rivaling Christianity in this country. Islam? No. It’s called Adonitology. The ass-worshipping cult. Ass? You mean donkeys? Don’t be stupid man. I mean ass. Like buttocks. Matako. Diabz. Matanye. Duba. Rasa. Or as our coastal lingo goes…Msondo. What? How can Kenyans, in the midst of thisContinue reading “THE MAGIC OF BUTT.”
MY OLD MAN
By Brian Nzomo By the time I was in standard seven, there was no single moment my father had raised his hand on me. Partly because I was disciplined and drew myself away from trouble, but also because my mother took the lion’s share of the responsibility to discipline me. And she did it withContinue reading “MY OLD MAN”
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